How did I become a father?
Of course, the main answer to this question is evident to all, but this time I will explain another definition, which is hidden under the term father.
I will explain another definition, which is hidden under the term father.
The term father also refers to a man, a dad who has become somehow old-fashioned, slow at handling modern technology, and has a beer belly and other typical characteristics. I noticed the following “symptoms” at myself:
Although I am not a beer lover, lately, my thoughts have often been connected to beer. Of course, I stay with sinful desires for the time being, but everything can quickly become a reality.
While doing the action in the restroom, I started reading magazines, books, and other reading, because otherwise, I can’t find the time.
While driving behind the car, I constantly binge and groan for drivers who have an inappropriate driving style for me.
Occasionally, I already read some politically themed news.
It bothers me if the TV is too loud; after all, my hearing is still working well.
Obviously, in the presence of my son, some curses have become too vulgar, so I use old-school curses as my granddad did.
All I have to do now is find a universal handkerchief, and the transformation will be complete.